As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation... regarding your unit. And we're gonna buy you a tank.

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11/07/2020 at 17:58 • Filed to: None

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Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:04

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So, we all get to be jalopnic writers, then?


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Cash Rewards
11/07/2020 at 18:14

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Wasn’t that the original intent of Oppo in a way?

My image didn’t post like I thought it would and that’s a supertroopers quote. This is the full thing that is slightly apt:

Dear John... ‘Congratulations are due to you... ‘and your men for your brave, impressive... ‘but most of all unorthodox tactics... ‘in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring... and extreme police corruption.’ - Ooh. She loves us. - All right. ‘I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you. ‘The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men. ‘As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation... regarding your unit.’ And we’re gonna buy you a tank. ‘Due to our tight fiscal situation... ‘we regret to inform you that we are still... ‘going to have to close your station. ‘Good luck in Sherburne, John. ‘And give your men my best. ‘Sincerely... Governor Fuckhead.’ I did not see that coming.


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:16

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Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > DasWauto
11/07/2020 at 18:26

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:37

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I liked the governor’s lines at the PR event for the drug bust:

What is this thing, again? Humane Society?

- Uh, its a drug bust

Cocaine?

-uh, marijuana

Then why are we here?


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > ranwhenparked
11/07/2020 at 18:42

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This is one of the only movies I can quote damn near the whole thing, I saw your notification that only shows the first line and was already saying it!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:49

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Say car Ramrod!


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:50

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Less said about the sequel, the better. I mean, it wasn’t completely terrible, but, compared to the first, yeah.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:53

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The joke worked! I was saying we get to be jalopnic writers like they got to be local cops.

And the original point of oppo was that off topic conversations would overwhelm the comment sections of legitimate articles , so they made a separate space for off topic conversations


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 18:55

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Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > ranwhenparked
11/07/2020 at 18:55

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Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Nom De Plume
11/07/2020 at 18:59

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Spread it on!


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > shop-teacher
11/07/2020 at 18:59

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I wrote it down!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 19:26

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Ohhhh, yeah ...


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 19:35

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Littering aaaaaand...........

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Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
11/07/2020 at 19:44

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I would be lying if I said I didn’t use some iteration of this joke once a week.


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > PowderHound
11/07/2020 at 19:48

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As it should be.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DasWauto
11/12/2020 at 14:45

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Did you make it over to The Hyphen yet?

https://opposite-lock.com/category/11/oppositelock


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/12/2020 at 16:59

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Not yet. I’m aware of it ( and DT,  on which I have an account) but haven’t ventured over yet. Will probably check it out but will be here till the end.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DasWauto
11/12/2020 at 17:10

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Sounds good!

Same here (hours ticking by). We know it’s the 16th - wonder if that means midnight. It will be a great honor to have the final post on OPPO (on Kinja).